mikmaaac:

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone


Should’ve used proper punctuation."Rob, the Balloon Guy."

mikmaaac:

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

Should’ve used proper punctuation.

"Rob, the Balloon Guy."

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via philosophizewithhim)

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

image

(Source: hightydes, via aheartgonewild)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth, via eyecandybutts)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via robert-downey-jesus)

"Well come on then! Let’s not wait for the grass to grow!"

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via robert-downey-jesus)

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via robert-downey-jesus)

forthepersonidliketobecome:

Inspired by X - Something a fan said to Hank Green about concerts.

forthepersonidliketobecome:

Inspired by X - Something a fan said to Hank Green about concerts.

(via effyeahnerdfighters)